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Get With The Hepcats Daddio!

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…And so we begin our foray through 70’s male fashion. Don’t laugh…this was probably your dad!3

Male nightwear. This is pure sex on legs!4

The leotard…I have no words….except for the wallpaper flower shirt and large collar! Yaaas! ๐Ÿ™‚2

Poor sheep. This is the 70’s so I’m guessing animal welfare was not at the top of the agenda.6 5

More leotardiness!…Actually I spot a join…it’s a 2 piece….the knowledge of which improves nothing.78

The men holding the pants sure are selling it! I actually wasn’t going to buy …until I saw them.9

The hat! ๐Ÿ™‚10

The pose. The unitard. The helmet hair. The legend. ๐Ÿ˜€11

The chicken sold this for me…and you?12

Yesssir! You SHOULD be proud.13

Why oh why aren’t male ponchos a thing today? And apparently you can play football in them too!14

See now I’m glad he wore the hat. Would have looked silly otherwise.15 16

The ‘hey what’s that over there?’ poses! ๐Ÿ˜€17

The blond guys expression and action man doll pose is everything.18

The belted cardy needs to return.20

Awful taste has no age restriction. I like that. It cleanses the soul.21

A round of applause please ladies and gentlemen for the ‘tache. God bless that man.22

A fine set of pork chops.23

What to wear for your next game of badders.

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The guys on the left and right should be arrested for looking kinda ‘normal.’ No thank you. We don’t want that here! You may leave NOW!

 

Folks!

Can you see any of these making a come back? What were your faves?

Let me know below! ๐Ÿ˜€

 

Bloggers! If you are struggling to stay enthusiastic about blogging or struggling to build your audience, stay tuned for the upcoming post:

Blogging: What To Do When It Feels Like Nothing Is Happening!

Woops! When Selfies Go Wrong!

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‘Hair to one side? Check….Sultry smile to camera? Check. Oh I’m really bringing my A-game today…’3

I don’t even know…4

Just why? Even without the butt shot…just why?5

The guy in the other car is feeling us all I think.6

Oh bless. 9

More ‘my girlfriend took this while I was sleeping’ delusion.8Why is this guy walking around with a smiley face on his nether regions? Surely he should just go naked?

9Excuse me ma’am, sir…may I see your drivers license?

HNY! – Predictions For 2017

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1. Someone will comment on the weather, be it hot or cold and blame it on global warming.

2. Someone will plough the depths of wit and originality and accuse someone somewhere of being either a lefty liberal, a feminist, Hitler or a millennial snowflake.

3. A douchebag somewhere will harm an animal and receive zero repercussions for their actions.

4. A celebrity will die.

5. Trump will do something Trump-like. Twitter might just mention it.

6. Somebody will be terribly offended.

7. And a woman will shun those tiresome and wholly inconvenient strips of cloth they have been forced to wear for decades and finally show up at a red carpet event completely naked, citing feminism and freedom, having starved herself for 12 months beforehand.

That’s just what we see happening. We could be wrong! Flippant or serious, personal or world changing, what are YOUR predictions for 2017?

Look At Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

lt logo So I’ve seen this lady for some time. Her name is Celeste Barber. She re-interpretes images for ‘everyday people’ from the highly manipulated pictures that whizz around the net featuring the same kind of folk usually in bathrooms taking self-loving selfies. Thought she was amusing but also thought ‘Hey, these are (mostly) young fillies enjoying their youth and beauty and creating their art…let them be.’ Then I came across her again and thought ‘actually in her humour she has a point!’

See what you think. I included some of the best ones including her own image comments. What are your favourites??!

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‘When you thought you were amazing and everyone else has real jobs and doesn’t give a shit.’

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‘I love support from all my fans when they are behind a fucking barricade.’

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‘My fur isn’t dead yet and there is not enough duct tape in the world.’

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‘Get angry, get wet, get your best mate take a photo, call it art.’

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‘The struggle is real.’

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‘It’s uncanny.’

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‘Just two average girls in a bathroom with lipstick, a phone and a heap of people who seem to give a shit.’

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‘How funny is salad!’

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‘Road trippin’. Enjoying the wind in my hair!’

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‘My vagina is hilarious!’

 

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Random Human Weirdness!

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Who even thought this was a good idea? Having said that, the pooch looks up for it.

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Okay, the story behind this one was that the mother’s nose job appointment clashed with the photo opp. Why lose her photography booking?

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Um….whoops!…Anyone?

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Is this poop alarm so wrong or so right? I can’t decide.

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I like a teacher who is open minded.

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Why have just one hairstyle on your head when you can have three?

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Natural and spontaneous.

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Johnny Depp?

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Grandpa needs a slap.

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The story behind this one is that this future torturer was feeding treats to his stuffed puppy in full view of his real dawg…who was locked outside.

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This lady was determined to get an autograph and felt that offering her head would give her an advantage.

 

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This is funny…unless you are car no. 460 in the tailback.

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Glad to see that the educational standards of this council is fairly high compared to quite a few.

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…And you would use this on a boy??!!

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Some pics need no words.

Do you have any favourites?!

Bah Humbug!

bah humbug img scrufOh joy of joys! It’s that time of year again! Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack frost nipping at your noseโ€ฆOr perhaps it’s the Christmas dinner getting burnt beyond recognition on a gas fire and your nephews new Christmas toy gun bullets zinging past your nose?

Let’s face it Christmas ain’t what it used to be:

  • The unwanted stocking filler rubbish finding their way unceremoniously onto Ebay within 24 hours.
  • The enforced ‘happy family’ get together and lets be honest just because they share the same family tree doesn’t mean you necessarily want to hang out with some of them!
  • The abysmal TV schedules.
  • The pressure on the cook (usually, but not exclusively Mom).
  • Getting what is clearly the cheapest, nastiest card in the Christmas card selection box anonymously hand delivered on December 24th and knowing that basically they forgot you!
  • The drunken office party.
  • The pressure on parents purses to buy every viral toy for their kids because that Christmas tangerine and loving hug doesn’t quite cut it anymore.
  • The annual Christmas and New Year punch upโ€ฆI mean Sales Days, where people go out to embarrass mankind with their stampeding herd-like behaviour, braying, moo-ing and elbowing for some cooking pots they’ll never use and a large screen plasma TV.

And here’s another thing…who says that Ebeneezer Scrooge didn’t have a point? Why did all those poor folk keep having children they could ill afford? He practiced restraint, why couldn’t they? 5 children, 8 children 10, 12. Was it some kind of competition to see just how many children one could expose to unremitting disease, extreme poverty and hardship? If his beliefs, practices and behaviours were so wrong why were people always knocking on his door to share his ‘ill gotten’ gains? ‘What an evil greedy man you are…oh by the way, can you spare a shilling?..Yes you know from that money you accumulated by NOT behaving like the rest of us.’ BAH HUMBUG!

WHAT SAY YOU?

Is there anything really left to love about Christmas?

1. Woah! Edโ€ฆor should I say Edeneezer, (see what I did there?) Take a chill pill, it’s just a happy family get-together.
2. Too right Ed. Christmas is a joke that has had all the traditional significance squeezed out of it.