What To Do With Rhianna’s Bottom?

When I saw the pictures of artist Rhianna at the CDFA awards I was a little taken aback. Beautiful girl. Beautiful dress but so…explicit.

Her practically bare bottom sashaying boldly up the steps held a deeper, even socio-political meaning I think.

For whilst we can still remember Madonna pushing sexual and nudity boundaries I don’t recall her going this far…as in walking around in public basically with her underpants on. Pics and videos yes.

I’ve held off on this story just…pondering…

 

Help me out here!

Tell me what YOU make of it all. Can you answer the questions of a pondering mind?

 

• What does this mean in terms of a woman’s right to wear what she wants whether that is a burka or this dress?
• Is the next step just straight up nudity at celebrity events?
• She was receiving a fashion award. Is this really the emperors new clothes or indeed the empress un-clothed?
• What if a man turned up with his arse out and schlong barely hidden behind mesh netting, would that be okay too?
• Would you know where to look if she offered you an olive at the after party?
• Is this a sign of society becoming more chilled, artistic, blind, stupid, or going to hell in a hand basket?
• What if Rhianna was 22 stone with less of a pert posterior…would the fashionistas still be clapping?
• How on earth will Miley Cyrus top this one?!!

 

For those not sure what the fuss is about,

the NSFW Pics are here!

Where Women Today Go Wrong!…(Cough!)

I have had this for sometime in my files…today it must be unleashed!

For clearer reading the full transcript is below:

 

This is an actual extract from a sex education text book for girls, printed in the early ’60’s in the UK and explains why the world was much happier and peaceful then…!

 

When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired husband does not want to queue for the bathroom as he would for his train. But remember to look you best when going to bed.

Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.

If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husbands wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man’s satisfaction is more important than a woman’s.

When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you may have had.

 

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely your husband will then fall promptly to sleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products.

You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes.

 

Question:

Um… Help me out here…er… gosh! I HAD a question…wait…um…

 

 

 

I’m No Prude…So Why Does This Piss Me Off?

 

Dear readers, I was meandering along looking at blogs when a huuuuuuuuuuuuge vagina practically stepped off the page and slapped me in the face!

I mean it was just….huuuuuge (I have a 27″ screen so I mean huuuuge!) and it was most helpfully held open like a friggin’ garage door with the ‘models’ fingers. For goodness sake, I had just finished reading about some bloggers love for Jesus when this popped up. WHAMMO!

I was pissed. It takes a lot to to annoy me and this did. I couldn’t quite work out why.

Then I tried to articulate it.

I’ve nothing against porn. There’s a market for it and on the surface, if we ignore trafficking and various unacceptable offshoots for sake of argument, it is what it is. But this was so in my face with no warning. The human body is the human body and I’ve never really understood prudery about it. But these pictures were not there artistically or to celebrate the human body. If so, where were the men objectifying themselves, squishing themselves obediently like performing dogs into every imaginable angle to get the shot right up the grand canyons? The picture I used up top is the tamest from this WordPress site – believe me.

I so wanted to use one of the images to generate the same reaction that I felt being confronted with the ones I saw and this was the most usable.

 

Anyhoo, for me my sheer prickly annoyance can be summed up thus:

The continuous exploitation of women by an industry ran mostly by men…yadda yadda…

The fact that a woman with all the advantages of living in the West, either felt she had no choice or decided that this was the best she could do at some point in her life.

The fact that I’m rather enjoying Wordpess and these people are like the neighbours who move in and ruin it all for everyone.

The fact that whilst there may be a place for sex and porn, ‘normal’ WordPress should not be it. It’s like making a lovely meal and having some d*ckhead sh*t all over your table. Two separate human functions with their own places to perform them.

The fact that a young child could click on these images as easily as I did –  like children need dragging into adulthood any faster than they already are these days.

 

Question:

I could be wrong.

Is it just me or does this creep onto ‘normal’ WordPress piss you off too?…And why?