I’m sorry but there is something so ludicrous and yet so delightfully human-crazy about a person in costume being arrested that if I were a judge I would find it hard to give a fitting sentence. I mean, look…apologies if you’ve been mugged recently by a pot smoking ninja turtle or whatever, but just look…
‘You are under arrest sir. You committed the crime.’
‘What you’ve told us is web of lies’ …ouch! Apologies again!
Think you can do better? There’s the storm trooper, a beheaded Elmo, the munchkin, the ninja turtle above…knock yourself out! 🙂